I’m quitting! I’m going to work at Google.
How lucky am I? What recognition.
Finally, I’m being seen for who I really am: a marketing genius with experience in digital campaigns, brand development, and audience targeting.
They saw me. They felt my impact.
Google. Not Bing. Not DuckDuckGo. No… GOOGLE.
Hopefully, my extensive knowledge of GEO is part of the reason they want me!
SEO is dead, Generative Engine Optimization is the future. Google Gemini, here I come.
It was a little strange that I had to respond to a Gmail address ending in @oneclik.helpcrunch-mail.com.
But hey, the internet is the future – maybe this is just how it works now.
I did get a bit suspicious when they asked me to transfer €87 for an “AI onboarding package.”
And when they asked for my password, date of birth, and favorite animal for “identification.”
But hey – you have to be willing to go the extra mile, right?
Google, if you’re reading this… is this real?
If yes: when can I start?
If no: who’s calling the Fraud Helpdesk?
👉 Heads up, network: of course, this is a scam. Luckily, I eventually saw the second screen.
Cleverly disguised, well-written, and just on the edge of believable.
So stay alert, check the sender, and send messages like this straight to your spam folder.
And me?
I guess I’ll stay right where I am for now.
At the one and only search engine you can truly trust: LinkedIn 😉
